Konami and Microsoft have just released a playable demo of every onanist’s favourite girlfighter Rumble Roses XX which you can get right now from Xbox Live Marketplace. The game's out already so it should give you a good taster of the virtual filth in store, if you’ve previously been too embarrassed to ask that nice looking lass at your local Station of Games for a copy.

Today also sees the (belated) release of the Perfect Dark Zero Map Pack #1, which includes four new multiplayer maps: Plaza, Trench, Rooftops, and Gas Plant, and will set you back 500 Marketplace Points ($6.25).

Finally, the 360 version of the latest Oblivion patch is also just up. If you are a 360 gamer and not yet on Live, then surely all this must persuade you that you’re only getting half of the experience that's available.

If your excuse is that you don’t have broadband, then that just doesn’t wash anymore. Unless you live on the moon, broadband is almost universally and cheaply available.

If your excuse is that you don’t want to play with other people and that you are happy with single player experiences, then you are quite simply beyond hope. For example, to play SPOnG’s latest online favourite, Rockstar Games Presents Table Tennis, with a bunch of mates around the world is for us, one of our gaming highlights of the last decade. Share this item on... Comments >>