Sony has made its first advert for the much anticipated (unless you’re Gabe Newell of Valve apparently) launch of the PlayStation 3 available on Gametrailers.

But hell’s bells, you’ve no need to move from your cursor in order to see it at the bottom of this story.

The ad’ features the usual Sony whacky, off-the-wallisity; this time you have to imagine a chick in a brown t-shirt is the Cell processor. And that the Cell processor moves a set of plastic beakers around a table. Apparently the brown-t’ed lass can process ‘a million things’ around her. Thankfully the Cell inside the PS3 can do a damned sight more.

The advert finishes with some Motorstorm footage – which is always good – but does not confirm the release date that’s certainly going to be March 19th... no really, we're kidding. Or are we...?

The countdown is now on to see who can get the first spoof up on Youtube.