Nintendo’s Filthy Fetish Nurses – Pics Inside
Classic PR to announce Trauma Center: Second Opinion out today
Posted 10 Aug 2007
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There really is nothing like the classic PR stunt of hiring a couple of ‘stunnas’ and dressing them up in tight fetish rubber nurses outfits branded with the name of your game to lower the overall tone, which is exactly what Nintendo has done today.
SPOnG simply cannot condone this type of unreconstructed and anti-feminist barrel-scraping and we dearly wish that hardware manufacturers and publishers alike would understand that they have a responsibility to withhold a certain moral tone, otherwise the games industry at large suffers from being tarred with the same childish brush.
For purposes of REPORTING this filth, we are bringing you these amazing photographs as PROOF of the new low to which Nintendo has today stooped.
Trauma Center: Second Opinion is out now. Go and buy it, it rocks. See SPOnG’s review here.
SPOnG simply cannot condone this type of unreconstructed and anti-feminist barrel-scraping and we dearly wish that hardware manufacturers and publishers alike would understand that they have a responsibility to withhold a certain moral tone, otherwise the games industry at large suffers from being tarred with the same childish brush.
For purposes of REPORTING this filth, we are bringing you these amazing photographs as PROOF of the new low to which Nintendo has today stooped.
Trauma Center: Second Opinion is out now. Go and buy it, it rocks. See SPOnG’s review here.
Comments
1/11
Wait, now they're too mature?? make up your minds! Also, the girls on the gamebox look prettier then the two real ones anyway!
2/11
OptimusP wrote:
Wait, now they're too mature?? make up your minds! Also, the girls on the gamebox look prettier then the two real ones anyway!
The one on the left looks like something from Jerry Springer - you know, the "I used to be a man!" revelation...
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3/11
Wouldn't, would.
4/11
Those outfits are almost see through as well, now i have to go see my optician with eye strain......
oh and no i could`nt see the penis.
oh and no i could`nt see the penis.
5/11
zoydwheeler wrote:
Wouldn't, would.
Oh, how very original!
(grumble, grumble, effing bast beat me to it. FTR; wouldn't, wouldn't - couple of munters, IMO)
6/11
micta wrote:
OptimusP wrote:
Wait, now they're too mature?? make up your minds! Also, the girls on the gamebox look prettier then the two real ones anyway!
The one on the left looks like something from Jerry Springer - you know, the "I used to be a man!" revelation...
Thank god I'm not the only one who was thinking that! I'd say it's pretty definite, myself, just look at "her" arms, a bit too well built and the hands don't exactly strike me as effeminate either...
7/11
I seriously hope Spong is joking. Actually, i was at a music festival yesterday and today, where there was a coca cola booth called "ER" (emergency refreshments) that had booth nurses 10 times more over the top, with red stockings and panties. Skirts that practically showed their underware...
At least the Trauma Center add has good humor considering the context. It's also not a Nintendo game, so i doubt the Nintendo PR is to blame to begin with.
At least the Trauma Center add has good humor considering the context. It's also not a Nintendo game, so i doubt the Nintendo PR is to blame to begin with.
8/11
They are publishing the game in Europe (? true?)...so that makes them responsible for the PR.
And of course it joking...UK:R style.
And of course it joking...UK:R style.
9/11
Nothing wrong with those nurses promoting this game. I would have prefered a voluntary doctors and nurses game though. Get Doctor Quinn and Nurse Betty to les up a bit. Lol. Or at least give passers by some first aid training.
There's also nothing wrong in promoting a game like this either. I'm all for a maturing industry, but if its okay for models to grace the shiny fibre glass, of new models of car at cars shows, (for again, a majority male audience) its okay for them to do it to games as well.
Glad Nintendo are advertising TC well on tv too, it does deserve it. I'll be watching the charts with an eagle eye on its progress.
There's also nothing wrong in promoting a game like this either. I'm all for a maturing industry, but if its okay for models to grace the shiny fibre glass, of new models of car at cars shows, (for again, a majority male audience) its okay for them to do it to games as well.
Glad Nintendo are advertising TC well on tv too, it does deserve it. I'll be watching the charts with an eagle eye on its progress.
10/11
Joji wrote:
if its okay for models to grace the shiny fibre glass, of new models of car at cars shows, (for again, a majority male audience) its okay for them to do it to games as well.
Thankyou for the validation there, you tosser.
11/11
Don't know why you are calling me a tosser, Sue. I'm just paintiing it how I see it. Feel free to disagree without insults, but be brave enough to state your case.
Be truthful now, if cars were sold to women (and they were the majority) with hunky males all over them, you'd enjoy it and probably buy a car too. If you don't think so, I feel you aren't being honest.
It seems, when sex is used to sell anything to women its justified, but when its to men its a crime, and on top of that women all want to wave the equal rights flag. You can't have your cake and eat it. I'm all for equality, and models doing their job because they have to eat and live to.
If things were reversed and this was a Dreamboys tour, instead of Trauma Center launch, you'd be licking your lips, Sue. (Unless you are a lesbian of course). So there you go, check your double standards before you enter the forum, to cross swords with Joji.
Be truthful now, if cars were sold to women (and they were the majority) with hunky males all over them, you'd enjoy it and probably buy a car too. If you don't think so, I feel you aren't being honest.
It seems, when sex is used to sell anything to women its justified, but when its to men its a crime, and on top of that women all want to wave the equal rights flag. You can't have your cake and eat it. I'm all for equality, and models doing their job because they have to eat and live to.
If things were reversed and this was a Dreamboys tour, instead of Trauma Center launch, you'd be licking your lips, Sue. (Unless you are a lesbian of course). So there you go, check your double standards before you enter the forum, to cross swords with Joji.
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