SPOnG remembers many a happy afternoon sat in Hull's The Deep (and aquarium) contemplating the enormity of a whale's penis. SEGA isn't offering quite the same experience in NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams for the Wii, but the screens below do show off a prettier aqua alternative to The Deep - and to Hull.

The screens also show off the perils of flying around indoors. NiGHTS, the flying jester who gamers must pilot through Nightopia, seems to be coping OK, but SPOnG's not so sure. Our first viewing of the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie gave SPOnG a bit of a scare. Many a nightmare found us unable to get down from the ceiling of a room full of bubbles. There was never a huge fan trying to mince us, only the threat of being stuck with an old man thanks to our ineptitude at flying...

Anyway, we digress. Dig into the screens below to get yourself ready for the coming of NiGHTS in November, then head over to SPOnG's dedicated game page for more.