Viva Piņata has set its first couple on the road to holy matrimony.

Over on the PinataIsland forum, PINATAcast explains how he got his missus tied down. We'll let him do the talking:



SPOnG would like to offer the happy couple our congratulations, along with our hope that the marriage doesn't leave them bitter, twisted, poor, empty, heartbroken, viciously unable to trust, degraded and alone in a few years time. We're sure they won't be... no one gets like that.

Ahem...

And after all, they've both got video gaming to fall back on once one of them does the dirty on the other - which won't happen.

You can read more about Viva Piņata on SPOnG's dedicated game page.