Beautiful Katamari: Rhythmic New Video
Bears may have been harmed in the making of this video
Posted 27 Sept 2007

The Namco Bandai stuff just keeps on coming today. Following the appearence of three Time Crisis 4 videos earlier, the publisher has rolled out this new video for Beautiful Katamari Damacy.
SPOnG, however, got a bit upset at the sight of it. Now, we always assumed that bears dance because they're happy. Someone told us recently, however, that to make them dance, the poor little bastards are taken out of their natural habitats, put in cages and hit repeatedly with sticks by men with small penises. That leads us to the conclusion that perhaps dancing bears aren't so happy at all. Imagine our horror, then, when we found dancing Pandas forced to move to J-Pop in the video below.
Needless to say, a sternly worded letter is on its way to Namco Bandai right now.
For more on Beautiful Katamari visit SPOnG's dedicated game page.
SPOnG, however, got a bit upset at the sight of it. Now, we always assumed that bears dance because they're happy. Someone told us recently, however, that to make them dance, the poor little bastards are taken out of their natural habitats, put in cages and hit repeatedly with sticks by men with small penises. That leads us to the conclusion that perhaps dancing bears aren't so happy at all. Imagine our horror, then, when we found dancing Pandas forced to move to J-Pop in the video below.
Needless to say, a sternly worded letter is on its way to Namco Bandai right now.
For more on Beautiful Katamari visit SPOnG's dedicated game page.
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Theres no way i would of guessed it!