Here we go again: Beverley Hughes, the government’s children's minister(‘kids tsar’)± has said that obesity is on the rise among children because they are not playing outside. Okay.
Nope, the reason that kids are fat is that they all lead virtual existences playing computer games and talking with friends on social networking websites.
Hughes was speaking at the launch of a report on children's facilities produced by left-wing think tank Demos at the Young Vic theatre in London. She claims the problems are down to over-protective parents, risks from increased traffic and inadequate play areas.
The Demos study was commissioned by Play England (an organisation which promotes play) and claims that many of the UK’s parks and public areas are ‘actively anti-social to children".
The Kid’s Tsar called for local authorities and parents to do more to encourage outdoor play claiming that:
"Intensely realistic computer games and social networking sites like MySpace are examples of how technology can be a pull factor for children and young people, encouraging them to stay indoors, not just when the weather is bad but pretty much all of the time."
Here's an idea - stop embarking on illegal wars which waste millions of pounds a month in order to monopolise a rapidly disappearing natural resource... and build some well lit, well resourced play areas? Mmm? Well? Maybe an idea? Eh, UK government? Maybe some decent school-based healthy activities like those that the old SPOnGers were forced to do (running with spears; hog-baiting; cross-country hula-hooping; rugby sevens with piercing), rather than investing in courses on "Dolphin husbandry, tourism and colon studies"?
Nah, sod it, blame video games or FaceBook, or the television or the evil of that devil's rock music!
That'll get votes.
Pedant's Corner: Minister of State for Children, Young People and Families