Right now, there's at least one SPOnG staffer moping in the corner because it's January and he's not going snowboarding this year. Imagine, then, how he felt when he saw this latest video for Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity with Sonic and his chums not just thrashing around on boards, but doing it in space. S**t. That's how.

Realistically, why would you even bother getting on a board if you were the fastest hedgehog alive? What's that all about?

There certainly isn't anyone in the SPOnG underwater castle who's keen to see just how Sonic Riders plays on the Wii. No siree. No way.