Miss Bimbo, a
web game that challenges players to "Become the hottest, coolest most famous bimbo ever!" has come under fire from parents for being "a menace".
Parentkind, ("a company set up to champion the rights of parents", according to its website) has its co-founder, Bill Hibberd, on the case. "It is one thing if a child recognises it as a silly and stupid game but the danger is that a nine-year-old fails to appreciate the irony and sees the bimbo as a cool role model. Then the game becomes a hazard and a menace", he said.
"Children's innocence should be protected as far as possible. It depends on the background and mindset of the child but the danger is that after playing the game some will then aspire to have breast operations and take diet pills."
SPOnG wants to know just what's wrong with... no, wait, we just had a call from Andy's Mum. We have no queries about why anything would be wrong with aspiring towards diet pills and boob jobs. Terrible stuff.
Among the tasks set out for potential bimbos is the challenge to, "Even resort to meds or plastic surgery. Stop at nothing to become the reigning bimbo!" At the time of press, the game had 203 686 registered Bimbos.
The game's creator, Nicholas Jacquart, responded that the game contains valuable life lessons. "If they eat too much chocolate in the game, it is bad for their bimbos' bodies and their happiness levels compared to if they eat fruit and vegetables, which reinforces positive healthy eating messages", he said.
"If they are having problems with boyfriends or at work, the bimbos can talk through them with a psychiatrist.
"The breast operations are just one part of the game and we are not encouraging young girls to have them, just reflecting real life", Jacquart concluded.
†SPOnG would like to point out the fact that, far from being a purely altruistic parents' group, Parentkind is a limited company. Not, of course, that we're suggesting the company is cynically preying on parental fears just to grab a bit of publicity...
Of course, parents could actually talk to their offspring about the content of this kind of trashy, moronic effluence rather than moaning... loudly.
Nah.
†Source: The Guardian