The picture to the right features one of the main characters - Sheva Alomar - from the forthcoming, set-in Africa, Resident Evil 5. Sheva is inset to a picture of the lady who who was motion captured for her, she's called Michelle Van Der Water.

Michelle's mum lives in Stanwell Tops. What? Stanwell Tops, we say and you would rightly point out that Stanwell Tops is neither in the United States, where 96.4% of all actresses come from; nor is it in Africa where the game is set. Stanwell Tops, you'd tell us is just up the road from The Gong (that's Wollongong in Australia as if you really didn't know).

You'd be right, 30 year-old Ms Van Der Water is indeed an Aussie - and she's totally unsure how she even got the part in Resi 5. Every body can relax though, she's been living in Los Angeles for the last five years - so there is universal balance restored.