New Xbox Avatars: Metro Sexual Footy Players

Or John Terry if you're lucky

Posted by Staff
It bloody does look like Beckham.
It bloody does look like Beckham.
A post on PlanetXbox tells us that you can download European "National Soccer Jerseys" - quaint that, the idea of a jersey rather than an over-expensive, over-engineered piece of fabric that costs 12p to make but sells for £50 in a sale.

That aside, the images that accompany the piece do strike us as representing a rather metro-sexual David Beckham (left) standing next to a Dutch doppelgänger. Then again, most NXE avatars have a distinctly metro' look to them.

The list of available teams are as follows:
1. Austria
2. Belgium
3. Denmark
4. England
5. Finland
6. France
7. Germany
8. Ireland
9. Italy
10. Netherlands
11. Northern Ireland
12. Norway
13. Portugal
14. Scotland
15. Spain
16. Sweden
17. Switzerland
18. Wales

Although we expect the English one to drop out after a few days; the Welsh one not to qualify in the first place; and the German and Dutch ones to fight each other.

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