Kane and Lynch, the game of which we were very 57% about will start filming in March of 2010. It will star Bruce Willis as Kane. Casting for Lynch is underway - we'd suggest Jason Statham, but we always do, even to place Peach.

So, why Bruce? According to Hollywood producer Adrian Askarieh, "The script has been incredibly well-received around town. After Bruce Willis read it, he called it one of the best action scripts he's ever read, and Bruce is an expert in terms of action scripts because he's read everything over the last 20 years. "

Phew, one of the best action script ever. Looks like we were at fault when we said of the game, "the script sucks. The overall story is fine. It's a little infested with clichés, but I can live with that – every year I pay good money to see it at the summer blockbusters. The dialogue, however, is rubbish - a B-movie affair replete with swearing . If I didn't know better (which to be honest, I don't) I'd suspect it was written by a 15 year-old."

Lucky we're not the head of a major studio.

^GameDaily