'Surprise' Replaces Portal 2 at E3

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'Surprise' Replaces Portal 2 at E3
Valve and Aperture Science has broken hearts and raised blood pressure for E3, before the event has even occurred, bless them.

We, like many other people we're sure, have received the following:

"Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal Theater. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the event is not THE surprise.

"However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word "surprise", of which both Aperture Science and Valve are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise."

That's all we know right now.
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Comments

Poop 2 Jun 2010 15:59
1/6

Please God let this be Half Life 2 Episode 3. Oh please let it be so.
config 2 Jun 2010 16:12
2/6
Please, please god let it be Valve committing to PS3 development. And Ep 3. And Portal 2
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DrkStr 2 Jun 2010 18:16
3/6
I just hope there's cake.
METALMENELAU 2 Jun 2010 18:40
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@DrkStr no, there wont be any cake. the cake is a lie
config 2 Jun 2010 19:25
5/6
How about a waffle?
amaxg 2 Jun 2010 22:46
6/6
yea ttey should keep the cake in the next game
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