New DS: Hardcore Close-Up Explicit Shots
See the cartridge slots stretch and gape inside
Posted 22 Feb 2006

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Look at the hand – the hand begging you to touch, poke, draw your wildest fantasies in PictoChat. Imagine the feel of it in your pocket, the joy of pulling it out and, erm, arranging your furniture in Animal Crossing.
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1/6
The professionalism of videogame jounralism never ceases to amaze me.
2/6
hahaha....the porno analogy is very apt.
gamers and technology-obsessed freaks fetishize commodities perhaps more so than any group of humans ever before in the history of things.
the fact that hardcore filthy porn and hardcore filthy videogame shots are the two most popular things on the Internet surely sez something... not sure what, but i'm thinking its not what Mr Marx foresaw when he wuz writing Das Kapital ...
gamers and technology-obsessed freaks fetishize commodities perhaps more so than any group of humans ever before in the history of things.
the fact that hardcore filthy porn and hardcore filthy videogame shots are the two most popular things on the Internet surely sez something... not sure what, but i'm thinking its not what Mr Marx foresaw when he wuz writing Das Kapital ...
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3/6
loved the porno link.
so does the GBA cart stick out of the DS lite?or is that just a pic of it being inserted?
so does the GBA cart stick out of the DS lite?or is that just a pic of it being inserted?
4/6
loved the porno link.
so does the GBA cart stick out of the DS lite?or is that just a pic of it being inserted?
so does the GBA cart stick out of the DS lite?or is that just a pic of it being inserted?
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Nosce wrote:
The professionalism of videogame jounralism never ceases to amaze me.
Are you kidding? It's humour like this that made print game magazines so good during the early 1990's. Now? They're a crock of crap.
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majin dboy wrote:
loved the porno link.
so does the GBA cart stick out of the DS lite?or is that just a pic of it being inserted?
so does the GBA cart stick out of the DS lite?or is that just a pic of it being inserted?
It does, apparently, by about a centimetre. The dust cart and RAM booster, IIRC, don't, however.
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