PSP Plays Trump Card: £5 Porn UMD

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PSP Plays Trump Card: £5 Porn UMD
Sony has delivered what could be a killer erm, blow to Nintendo’s DS today, showing a range of pornographic UMD movies that come in at around £5 a pop, as it were…

The 980 yen range, available to order through Amazon Japan, features such classics as Obscene Driving School Amorous Passion Instructor, Go! Sex Picture Book Moves and More of Bikini - Big!

Thanks to the cesspool that is Gaming Age Forums for the heads up.

Comments

king skins 9 Nov 2005 14:02
1/8
sung is a punk maner

i like japanese girls...,
cool, cool, cool, cool, japanese girls..

i like japaneese gi-rls...,
so cool, so cool ja-pan-ese girls...
vince 9 Nov 2005 14:10
2/8
KNOW I REALLY WANT THA PSP!!!
NOW YOU CAN SEE PORN EVERYWERE ANYTIME!!!

GIVE ME THAT PSP IM SO HAPPY THIS wanna make me sING!!!

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Greg2k 9 Nov 2005 15:00
3/8
You know a system sucks when it relies on porn to sell hardware.
kid_77 9 Nov 2005 15:17
4/8
Greg2k wrote:
You know a system sucks when it relies on porn to sell hardware.

Now THAT would sell a system.

I'd never leave my home.
tyrion 9 Nov 2005 15:21
5/8
Greg2k wrote:
You know a system sucks when it relies on porn to sell hardware.

It's true VHS, DVD and PCs all suck!

So did VCDs.

So does the Internet.

And magazines.

And late night TV.
vault 13 9 Nov 2005 16:14
6/8
tyrion wrote:
Greg2k wrote:
You know a system sucks when it relies on porn to sell hardware.


To a more extreme extent, I'd say the X-Box sucks too. It relied on "obscene" gameplay and "horrible" to look at graphics. And the gameplay, was as vapid as a blonde cum dumpster. I mean the games were the equivalent of looking at low budget chicks with fur pies from the 70s. Yeah that certainly sucked! I'll take my chicks clean shaven (PS2 and Gamecube) thank you!

Please score my post from a creativity standpoint and not on a cohesive jounalistic approach.

My post is poorly structured and I don't care!
fluffstardx 9 Nov 2005 20:46
7/8
Did he edit that since? I never saw THAT post.

Sony will do anything to sell their machines right now. They have a lot of debt in their other subsidiaries to cover.I still don't like the PSP though; I find it ironic people always complained the Xbox pad was too big, and yet the PSP's uncomfortable shape and "steal me" looks are glossed over.
Joji 10 Nov 2005 04:59
8/8
Nice option for the foreign porn buyers, and yes japanese girls are cute and all.

I'm waiting for the headline in the Sun about thechap who was watching his porn while a passing old lady got a twig of it and almost had a heart attack from all that nekkid flesh on show.

That'll teach you to be so nosey, grandma.

DS is crushing PSP so much that Sony now have no such objection to porn on UMDs like they did a few months ago. Funny how things change so quickly. Notice there's no official word from Sony on these porn UMDs.

Told you not to do films just games, Sony. But you don't listen, do you?
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