The PlayStation Portable was always going to be man’s best friend. It’s a portable PlayStation 2 and media player for a start, then add yesterday’s deal with Playboy for bespoke content, and the shiny gentleman’s aid is really coming into its own.
So Playboy today released the first teaser batch of non-nude pics for your delectation, presented here, along with a lawyer-appeasing link to where you can sign up for the pink stuff.
"Gaming and the Internet go hand in hand, so shooting sexy, action-themed pictorials and video for the coolest piece of portable gaming technology out there was a no-brainer," said Playboy.com's managing photo editor Chad Doering. "We took advantage of the PSP's 16:9 widescreen ratio and developed our own video game action heroine the way only Playboy can do it. Our Cyber Girl of the Year proved that she not only looks great playing in the sand and surf but can kick ass and take phone numbers later."
"The shoot was tons of fun," the buff and toned Amy Sue Cooper said, after finishing her sci-fi-themed photo shoot. "Swords. Kung-fu. Leather.... Now I know what it feels like to be inside a video game." After seeing her pictures and video on the PSP, she added, "The thought of being carried around in a guy's pocket and having him push my buttons is really sexy."
Honest.
A destiny fulfilled, right there.
So Playboy today released the first teaser batch of non-nude pics for your delectation, presented here, along with a lawyer-appeasing link to where you can sign up for the pink stuff.
"Gaming and the Internet go hand in hand, so shooting sexy, action-themed pictorials and video for the coolest piece of portable gaming technology out there was a no-brainer," said Playboy.com's managing photo editor Chad Doering. "We took advantage of the PSP's 16:9 widescreen ratio and developed our own video game action heroine the way only Playboy can do it. Our Cyber Girl of the Year proved that she not only looks great playing in the sand and surf but can kick ass and take phone numbers later."
"The shoot was tons of fun," the buff and toned Amy Sue Cooper said, after finishing her sci-fi-themed photo shoot. "Swords. Kung-fu. Leather.... Now I know what it feels like to be inside a video game." After seeing her pictures and video on the PSP, she added, "The thought of being carried around in a guy's pocket and having him push my buttons is really sexy."
Honest.
A destiny fulfilled, right there.
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claudioalex 21 Apr 2005 14:11
1/10
Sony wanted my money, now Sony is pursuing my di**, they can have both, but never my heart and soul.
It is a little embarassing going around with those pictures of a dominatriss in the PSP screen.
It looks like she is bullyng someone.
Do I have to pay for these pictures?
It is a little embarassing going around with those pictures of a dominatriss in the PSP screen.
It looks like she is bullyng someone.
Do I have to pay for these pictures?
ohms 21 Apr 2005 16:52
2/10
could have some novel gameplay elements with this on DS :)
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Coxy 21 Apr 2005 19:03
3/10
i dont like this whole playboy agreement it may downgrade the psp from a top gaming machine to a cheap toy for pervs and make it seem sleazy.
Pandaman 21 Apr 2005 19:37
4/10
I can't help but thinking this would have been so much better on the DS.
...ooo la la.
...ooo la la.
jumpman 21 Apr 2005 19:40
5/10
Sony really want to sell the kind of "cool 20 something guys" image thing don't they? I think its a bit stupid actually, I mean you're not exactly going to look at this stuff on the train are you, so the only time you'll use it is when you're at home. It's quite disturbingly loser-ish actually.
And they say all game players are geeks without girlfirends - well know you have proof.
Can you imagine if Nintendo had done this! It would have done bundles for shifting thier kiddy-only image.
And using that touch screen for interactive stuff would have been fun...
And they say all game players are geeks without girlfirends - well know you have proof.
Can you imagine if Nintendo had done this! It would have done bundles for shifting thier kiddy-only image.
And using that touch screen for interactive stuff would have been fun...
LUPOS 21 Apr 2005 20:18
6/10
jumpman wrote:
, I mean you're not exactly going to look at this stuff on the train are you, so the only time you'll use it is when you're at home./quote]
uhhh... sadly i think the place most people are going to look at this isnt at home... more than likely the office... or more specifically the office bathroom... or perhpas the bathroom on a long flight... or in a hotel away from home (course they usually have harder core stuff then playboy)... but yea... most of the people who actually purchase such a thing, will not be viewing it in the comfort of there own white stained lay-z-boy.
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uhhh... sadly i think the place most people are going to look at this isnt at home... more than likely the office... or more specifically the office bathroom... or perhpas the bathroom on a long flight... or in a hotel away from home (course they usually have harder core stuff then playboy)... but yea... most of the people who actually purchase such a thing, will not be viewing it in the comfort of there own white stained lay-z-boy.
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SilverDogg 21 Apr 2005 21:35
7/10
those ppl buying this thing needs to get a life. or atleast a girlfriend. or atlest dont go anywhere near me after they have been looking at those pics. i dont wanna shake your hand dammit! AWAY!
config 22 Apr 2005 08:49
8/10
I'd very much like to buy this, and I'm married!
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Rustman 22 Apr 2005 09:09
9/10
Playboy? Talk about dull.
Any Pocket PC with WiFi kinda makes this look a bit pants. Clearly a brazen attention grabber for the FHM generation. And it will probably work.
Any Pocket PC with WiFi kinda makes this look a bit pants. Clearly a brazen attention grabber for the FHM generation. And it will probably work.
Claudia 5 Nov 2007 01:46
10/10
There is a difference in nudism or naturalism and pornography. Nudism believes in the freedom from the restrictions of clothing, Porn is for sexual gratification. And you may need to check [snip] out there.
[5 Nov 2007, 08:43: Message edited by 'tyrion']
While it's always nice to hear about alternative lifestyles, please keep you adverts for dating sites to yourselves, unless you want to pay for them of course.
[5 Nov 2007, 08:43: Message edited by 'tyrion']
While it's always nice to hear about alternative lifestyles, please keep you adverts for dating sites to yourselves, unless you want to pay for them of course.